Beehive Nation!
Beehive would like to officially weigh in on the Donald Sterling scandal with the following press release: “Good riddance to that slimy vomit covered pile of shit. Please crawl back into your spider hole and stay there.” On the bright side of all this – Greg Miller’s poll numbers as Jazz owner have been through the roof. Lesson: Don’t be a racist dickhead.
Now onto what’s coming up in BeehiveDom:
- WingFEST tickets are selling like black clothing in LA! Get some while supplies last. This year our festival will be even bigger and better! Check out all the details and buy your ticket at SaltLakeWingFEST.com
- We have 350 people playing kickball right now! WTF…We’re not sure how this happened but thanks for all the support you’ve given us. We feel like that one cousin who’s obsession with balls is pretty creepy but who throws the best parties so you try to keep in touch…If you didn’t get in on the action this season and you wanna “keep in touch” we’ll start a new kickball season after the 4th of July!
- Sand Volleyball is filling up faster than the Game of Thrones collective body bag. It starts June 1st and 2nd and there are only a handful of team spots left. Grab one today.
- We are thinking of planning this in Salt Lake this fall. What do you think?
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