Dodgeball Awards:
The Asian Business Man Karaoke Super Good Singa Award – Given to a team who has proven they have the talent and courage to seize the microphone from anyone willing to play a beat.
Bed Balls and Beyond
The Fiesty Jack Russell Terrier Award – New team in the league who will kill you with a million small bites to the fingers and a siren like yappy bark. Fear them
Smoking Dragons
The Alright Alright Alright Matthew McConauhey Award – Cool, calm and collected. This team has winked their way into the collective heart of beehive. They may not win them all but they are probably the most genuinely cool people here.
The Jager Bombers
The Pre-King James in High School Award – Given to the team that makes it look easy every single week. They should probably be in the social division and they probably soon will be. We’re excited to see if they can take the leap to success on the next level…
Balls Deep
Volleyball Tuesday:
The Barry White Sexual Chocolate Award – This team is young, sexy and making moves in the league. They’ll gladly share their Viagra with you because frankly they don’t need it to score.
Muff Garbage!
The RIP Harold Ramis – They won’t take home any Oscars but their legacy won’t be forgotten either. Fun people having fun. They are the life blood of Beehive and we love them
You Got Served
The Bob Sagat Award – Given to the team who appears to be a bunch of kind, upstanding members of society. Don’t be fooled, these people should not be trusted. They are really fun though…
Served with Ice
Thursday Volleyball:
The Alex Rodriguez PED Award – When you’re good you’re always looking to get better. We here at Beehive encourage PED usage and consequently give an award out to the team who is probably using them to gain an edge. Don’t hate on Lance, you’d have done the same thing…
Bumping Uglies
The Ukranian Liberation Movement Award – Strangers and sports are a gamble. We love when a free agent team gels and has a great time. This award is given to our gelliest best free agent team this season. Thank you loyal patriots of freedom!
Block Market
The Bill Murray Space Jam Cameo Award – Given to a team that may not make the finals or be asked to take the final shot but at the end of the day you definitely looking at them wondering what the fuck they do to be so damn cool. Envy flows in their direction like the salmon of Capistrano…
Rock out with your block out